It’s time for an intervention-
You used to be the life of the party! Fun-loving and care free. You never used to worry about what other people were doing. Having a good time and camaraderie were your only focuses, but now that you have decided to compete with all the other kids you’ve become neurotic, selfish, and dependent… needy? No longer is it a privilege to be your friend because you’ve lost your filter. Anyone and everyone uses you in the most deplorable ways and you don’t even seem to mind. And you just keep changing. Sometimes I wonder if you will ever be the same. It’s time you picked yourself up by the boot straps and figured out what you really want. If not you’re going to lose a lot of friends. Apparently that new kid Google+ has some major swag. Just saying.
Yours truly (for now),
Chris