Twin Peaks makes me want to…
Go camping
Visit trashy casinos
Seduce older men
Use my feminine wiles to my advantage
Talk to logs
Commune with nature
Eat sweets (especially pie)
Become a mystical, spiritual, off-kilter FBI agent
Live in a log cabin
Become apart of an extremely intricate, curiously-run drug trafficking ring

The list shall continue the more I am consumed by this show.