Means absolutely nothing when you work in the service industry. So, all of you celebrating today like it’s the best day of the week (and most likely humming that awful Rebecca Black song because lord knows no one will EVER forget it’s creepy, inescapable evil melody), let it be known: things go on weekday nights you will never understand. Dun dun dunnnn. I do enjoy a good friday though. No, not Good Friday. I’m not religious.