Seriously, if I read one more tabloid headline about him spewing his word vomit onto the innocent ears of clubbers and scantily clad teenagers on insatgram I am going to explode. It’s not entirely his fault though, and I guess I am unintentionally helping him spread his dumb talk by even writing about it, but people need to stop defending him and letting his actions go unpunished. He reminds me of a giant toddler, constantly throwing tantrums about being reprimanded, except I wouldn’t want to insult toddlers, because they actually learn from their mistakes and for the most part become functioning members of society. 

He’s said a number of hair-raising teeth-grinding things, but his most recent disregard for human decency at a night club prompted this post. The more I hear reports about him the more he sounds like a paranoid psychotic, rambling on about hallucinations that he’s “the shit,” or him somehow crazily gathering that he’s a decent person and that it was a proper career choice to record a song with Busta Rhymes, haha like they will ever be of the same caliber.

Chris Brown, you have somehow infiltrated the hearts of young girls who either refuse to see that your warped views about relationships and women are beyond distasteful, dipping into the dark pools of misogyny, or other girls who plainly don’t care, which is utterly sad and hopeless. It doesn’t matter which category these mind boggling girls/women belong to because for some reason you seem to be some sort of idealistic representation of the kind of boy they deserve which is horrifying to say the least considering your respect for women teeters between indifference and ferocious disdain. You need to tell women you are the opposite of what they should want. You need to tell them that they don’t need anyone suggesting that their privates are property for anyone to own. You need to tell them that it was deplorable that you beat a woman and nothing happened to you. You need to stop acting like an entitled simpleton. You for sure need to leave Frank Ocean alone, because he runs circles around your smoldering career. When was the last time you ruffled the music world with… anything? Exactly. Now, shut up and stop saying stupid stuff. No more ciroq or crystal or hypnotic or whatever insanely expensive drinks you pour down that disappointing muzzle of yours that encouraged you to go on that silly tirade.

Yours truly- just kidding, no one should ever use that valediction for you-

-Me

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