I got this e-mail today from some job thing I may or may not have signed up for in the past and have been too disinterested/indifferent to delete myself off of their e-mail list. Well, I’m glad I didn’t or else I would have never received this gem:

Hi Christina,

Today I wanted to show you some of the email addresses
some people are using when applying for jobs.

Have a look and tell me if you think they will get interviews
based on their email address alone. These are just some examples
that have crossed my desk this month.

(edited for privacy)

spankme@
iceprincess@
raccoonlover@
willie_the_redneck@
hotfatty@
bipolarbeauty@
sextoylover@
thedarklord@
brutal_persuader@
hornypotter@

The question here obviously is, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?! WHERE ARE THEY AND HOW CAN I MEET THEM?! Hornypotter?! Inspiring. Bipolarbeauty?! Empowering. Thedarklord?! Perfection. Oops, and it looks like I made it to the list. Yeah, that’s me, Willie_the_redneck.