But I just want the flipping episode to start already.

It’s like getting to a show early and having to wait in line and then be subjected to stupid openers, except this opener is actually really talented, but it doesn’t matter because you’ve been standing in line with a bunch of chatty undesirables and your feet hurt because you decided to wear those cute kitten heels instead of sneakers like you always wear and then you have to wait in another line for beer behind a bunch of drunk bros yelling at how awesome it is they’re there and although you agree with how awesome it is to be at that show all you want is to get your ice cold beer and find a nice spot among the packed room. Finally you get your Sweet Action, find the perfect spot where you’re close enough to the stage to take sick pictures, but not too close to potential heathens who would mosh your face without hesitation and the decent opening band ends and the band you came to see comes on, opening with your favorite song.

Yeah, that’s how I feel about the Game of Thrones intro.