Dear Handmade Land,

I definitely need a silk-screened tee of David Duchovny’s character, Denise, on Twin Peaks. Must. Possess. That. Shirt. Denise is by far my favorite, sorry Det. Cooper. The shirt should be in cranberry in a size large. Might also want a sweatshirt. Will keep you posted. Please and thank you.

Love,
Chris

Oh. But then there’s the sad, distraught puppy dog-eyed James Hurley. Decisions, decisions…